“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

lahmps:

elemeno p

butji:

Christianist Texas Republican Senator Dan Patrick accidentally praises gay marriage ruling 

so good

clestroying:

turning 12 like

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sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

cartmans-mom:

punypalhoncho:

A FUN GAME:

PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB

Accurate

othertonguesotherflesh:

imagine being such a worthless failure of a human being that you steal a joke from a 25 year old garfield comic

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me cochei

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"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

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The day that I run in just a sports bra and spandex is the day that I have conquered all fears

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

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yehurmyhooker:

Censored version of Boss Ass Bitch.

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